I'm Not being Funny, But...

Dubai, playground of the rich and famous...non?  Well, apparently yes, but I never see any celebs!  As a woman who likes nothing more than reclining on a  sun-lounger with a copy of OK magazine at the weekends, you can imagine how galling this is for me.  At the moment we have not only John Terry and family at the Royal Meridien, but also Charlotte Church and family at Atlantis.  I'm keeping my eyes peeled, but I'm not getting my hopes up....