A colleague just lent me a boxed set - and it's as hilarious as ever. Karen remains my favourite character. Here are some of her hysterical, if sometimes very un-PC comments. If you haven't watched this - apologies for boring you - but you really should get hold of it!
Oh kids ruin everything. I mean look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten year old to do a good hidden button.
Oh I have half a mind to throw this martini right in your face! [starts drinking it]
Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack.
Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the set, you didn't say it was on Staten Island. How the hell am I ever gonna get the stench of landfill and working class families out of tropical lightweight wool?
Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?[to a waiter] Hey apron. Who told you you could make eye contact?
Oh honey, I would, but... I don't want to.By your inflection I can tell that you think what you're saying is funny, but... No.
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