- Bats (a bat, living in my bedroom)
- Clowns (the hideous clown from the Stephen King 'IT' film. Eurgh)
- Donkeys (one was giving birth and I was assisting)
- Strictly Come Dancing (having an affair with Brian Fortuna)
- Plane crash (which I was on)
- Stephen Gately (I was there with Boyzone when Ronan Keating confessed he murdered him. Note to self: is this a premonition?!)
- Cats in Car Chase (Frank clinging onto the back of a car with me in hot pursuit)
I like a good dream as much as the next person, but this is starting to get ridiculous."Hello...is that the loony bin? You've come to take me away, you say?? OK, I'll come quietly."
Give me strength!