This story made me roar with laughter today. A goat, accused of .....eating someone's prized peonies? Going through soemone's bins? No. Nothing as trivial as that. This goat has bee accused of...stealing a car! yes, you read right. Proof that there's always someone in the world more bonkers than you can possible imagine. The story has been widely reported. the Telegraph's version is here. I defy you not to giggle when you read it.
PS To clarify for legal eagles - the goat pictured left is not necessarily the aforementioned accused goat.