Come on kids, I know I've mentioned weather-related whingeing before - but this news story takes the biscuit.
The Met Office said the minimum temperatures in Manchester on Tuesday and Wednesday night reached a sweltering 20C.
Come one! Even before I moved to Dubai I wouldn't have classed that as sweltering! I have my air con set to 22 degrees in the bedroom every night! 20 is positively chilly!